Jokes on the people who call me a lesbian, because I have… never been in a relationship… ever
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.