Jokes on the people who call me a lesbian, because I have… never been in a relationship… ever
okay.

"It’s exciting when you find parts of yourself in someone else."

Annaka Silvia (via purplebuddhaproject)

agnusmonster:

This song makes me want to step on a thousand shirtless men while wearing high heels

(Source: bellecs)

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

thegoodgrammarian:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT SLOTH, THOUGH?

OH MY GOD.

(Source: otakusfriends)

gonzothegr8:

stupidstagram:

U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear